Hello, here are a few things you dont know about me..:
1. I like kangaroos.
2. I like poptarts with my kangaroos.
3. I love it whenever people are telling me abnoxious jokes that are not funny.
4. I like bitches.
5. I like to slap hoes.
6. I liked yo momma last night.
7. I like the number 7.
7. I know this 8, but I like the numba 7.
9. I also reallleh like ta taulk funneh when i be spellin shit, cause i is da shit.
10. Yo momma likes carrots. How do I know? My dick.
11. Bunny rabbits got nothin on yo mommas carrots.’
12. I dont like bunnies.
13. But I like yo momma.
14. My dick is gorgeouus.
15. Yo momma agrees dat my dick is gorgeouuss.
16. You are not allowed to touch…yo mommas carrots.
17. I like cats that look like dogs.
18. I like dogs that look like cats.
19. More importantly, I like yo momma.
20. I like to talk about yo momma.
21. Yo Madre likes it when i like to taulk about likin her and her carrots.
22. Shut da hell up (if you is a hoe).
23. Fuck itt…Nigguhhhhh out.
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